Jess+M

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Hi my name is Jess. I was born in South Africa and now live in New Zealand. I have one cat, Bonnie who I love very much.I also love ripsticks. I am now going to tell you some jokes:

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw!

What do you call a dog that is cold? Frostbite!

What did the orange say to the tomato? It's nice to finally ketchup!

What are caterpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars!

Where do books sleep? Under their covers!

What do monkeys eat for dessert? Chocolate chimp cookies!

Where do rabbits learn to fly? The hare force!

Why was the broom late? Cause it over swept!

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!

__ Jess's Treaty __

__RIGHTS__
 * It is my right to be respected
 * It is my right to be safe
 * It is my right to be treated equally
 * It is my right to be fed healthy food and have a clean and tidy house
 * It is my right to have pets

__RESPONSIBILITIES__ Fabulous work Jess. You've obviously given this task a lot of thought. Very impressive! Mrs R.
 * It is my responsibility to respect others and their things
 * It it my responsibility to look after myself and my things
 * It is my responsibility to treat people equally
 * It is my responsibility to help around the house with chores and eat the food I am given
 * It is my responsibility to look after my pets

On 22nd Febuary 2011 there was an 6.3 earthquake lots of people died and lots are injured.It was 5km deep so it was

more dangerous. People in Christchurch center were very scared. Now people who lost there houses have to sleep

outside in a tent or a caravan.

CATS

DID YOU KNOW?

1.There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world,with 33 diffrent breeds. 2.A cats heart beats twice as fast than a human heart,at 110 to 140 beats per minute. 3.The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique,just like a fingerprint of a human. 4.The American cat popultion reached nearly 68 million in 1996. Do cats really have 9 lives?

Clever Jess! I'm impressed with your research and ICT skills. Working hard - good girl. Mrs R.

WIND POWER! Four facts 1.The process of generating power of wind turbines is quiet. 2.New Zealand has 16 wind farms. 3.These wind farms currently have a combined installed capcity of 530.1 megawatts. 4.They supply about 4% of New Zealand annual electricity generation, which is about the same amount of electricity as 180,000 New Zealand homes use in one year. Q.How big are wind turbines?

Saving Energy! 1. They often fit in the same fixtures and are available in most building and lighting supply stores. 2. Turn things off when you're not using them. 3. Use outdoor motion detecors instead of leaving outdoor lights on while you sleep. 4. Use low-wattage bulbs. Q. Why do we save energy?

Crusaders lost!!!! On Saturday every was ready for the game. Every one was surprized that the REDS WON!!!!! Every one can't believe it! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! I was stuned! Well, it's you win some you loose some.

Snow Day!

Woke up and looked outside & the world was white! Got dressed really quickly & rushed outside. My mum's car was covered with snow, it looked weird. I spent nearly all day outside which was really fun. I tried making a snowman but half way through, thunder & hail came so I had to go inside. I went outside a few times but when I finished it, it wasn't good so I knocked it over & broke it. I made another snowman and it was better than the first one. When my dad came he threw snowballs at the snow man and the snowman broke so I threw a few snow balls at him. I put lemonade in a plastic glass & put it outside with snow around it and I'm going to see if it is frozen tomorrow morning. My cat was really upset about the snow but we put her outside and she loves the snow now, and she thought the snow was kitty litter!

15/08/11

Me with my bad snowman. Me with my better snowman. (There are arms you just can't see them.)

My cat playing in the snow. (Her name is Bonnie.)

Snoopy has been in and out and had a play in the snow too but he is not so sure he likes it. Getting old and a bit of a softy! Cool story Jess! :-)

The plastic glass in the snow didn't freeze. It was FREEZING last night how could it not freeze!!!!!!.It was like a slushy.When I W oke up and looked outside I couldn't even see the plastice glass!!!