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 * Joke of the Week **

Two sausages were in a pan. One sausage says "It is so hot in here!" The other sausages screams and say "Ahh it is a talking sausage!" Sophie :-)

Two horses are in a paddock. One horse says "I am so hungry I could eat a horse!" The other horse looks scared and says "MOO!" Sophie :-)

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! Jess M

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us!! Sam Bubb

What has two humps and is in the north pole? A lost camel! Sophie

Once there was a lady and there was a fire in her house so she dialled 111 and she asked for the fire bregade and says " Help help there's a fire in my house" and the man on the other end says "how do we get there mam?" and she says " Duhhhhhhhh in the big red truck of course". Kaylem

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? CarGo Beep Beep!

Question: There are 5 cats on a couch. One jumped off. How many were left? Answer: NONE, they were all copy cats!

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed wont go to you

Amber

===While wandering through a clothes store in a shopping mall, a blonde suddenly remembers she needs a microwave. Seeing one in the back, she tells the clerk she wants to buy it. The clerk looks up, and glances at the microwave in question and says, "We can't sell that to blondes."===

===Irate at the apparent discrimination she decides she'll fool him, and goes home and dyes her hair to become a brunette. The next day she returns to the same store and again asks a different clerk for the microwave. Again the clerk says, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a brunette."===

===Aghast, she thinks it's unfair discrimination and decides to try one more time, only this time as a red-head. She waits patiently outside the store until another clerk is available and once more asks to buy the microwave. Again she is disappointed to hear, "We can't sell that to a blonde impersonating a red-head."===

By Annabel
Sophie: Do you know which queen had the largest crown? Bob: Of course I do. Sophie: Then tell me who? Bob: The one with the largest head!

Boy: My grandad is still living at 103. Man: Amazing, 103 years old! Boy: No, 103 High Street!

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school. Bunty: I don't want to go to school. Mum: You must go. Bunty: But I don't want to go. The teachers don't like me, the children don't like me - even the caretaker doesn't like me. Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go. Bunty: Why? Mum: Because you're the Principal! Amber

Q.What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow? A.Blue chese. ha ha

By Hayden

Why is Cinderella bad at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin and she run away from the ball!!!!!!! By Will

What do you do if an australian throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Theres a maori, a european and an indian. Theres this legend about a bridge that if you jump === off it and say something you'll land in a pile of whatever you said. So the european jumped off and said "gold". The indian jumped and said "money" and landed in a pile of money. The maori got ready to jump and started running but slipped on a banana skin and yelled "oh poo" and landed in a pile of poo. he he ===

=== A little boy called Johnny was at kindergarton. His teacher said to the class "your homework this week is to ask your family the first 4 letters of the alphabet". So Johnny went home and asked his Mum who was reading the newspaper "Mum whats the first letter of the alphabet" "shut up". He asked his Dad who was watching the all blacks score a try "Dad whats the second letter of the alphabet" "yea yea". He went to his older sister who was listening to michael jackson " whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet" and she said " michael jackson michael jackson". Then he went to his little brother who was playing with his cars "Whats the fourth letter of the alphabet" and he said "in ma widdle widdle boom boom car". On Friday his teacher asked him " whats the 1st letter of the alphabet" "shut up" no one told him to stop so.. the teacher said " do you want to go to the principils office" "yea yea" (in the p office)fb heb ===

=== One sunny morning a business mans car broke down in front of a farm. So the business man walked around the farm trying to find someone. He looked in the window of the house and saw someone, so knocked on the door. The farmer opened the door and said " I don't want any of your cookies! ". The business man was surprised at what he said and said "I'm not selling cookies". Then the farmer said "Then who's she?" So the business man looked down and to his surprise there was a monkey dressed in a girl scouts uniform. Sarah :) ===

Q- What did the math book say to the story book? A- I have lots of problems! Q- How do you make a jacket last? A- make the trousers first Q- What do you call a boomrang that doesn't come back? A- A stick Amber :-)

Q-Why do pirates take so long to get through the alphabet ? A-Because they spend so much time a c. Q-Why are pirates called pirates ? A-Because the aaarrrr. Q-What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A-A marrrs bar. Q-What did the big tomato say to the small tomato? A-Kechup Two plates went on a date the man plate said dinners on me. Two candles where sitting beside each other the big candle said to the other candle " are you going out tonight?" Q-How do you make a dumb blonde laugh on monday. A- Tell her a joke on Friday.

JABE (:

How do you make a HOT DOG!!! Put a hot dog (Animal) in some bread

Amber